Amy Schumer's new comedy movie is shockingly very bad

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Mother's Day would not be complete without a new wide release hoping to cash in on our love for our moms, and in 2017 that honor goes to Snatched, a surprisingly original comedy starring Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn.

The film's just a jumble of Emily only taking a break from complaining about the heat and being hungry when she's killing people to quirky characters to endless scenes of Hawn and Schumer stomping through the jungle while arguing. Hawn stammered, before figuring out that the only way to get out of this is to begin listing the category nominees, as Schumer looked on confused and somewhat disappointed. "I've never done a selfie". Thank You for Your Service comes out October 27.

I will give the movie a few positives: It has a tapeworm gag that is a solid gross-out comedy moment, and there's a brief subplot involving Ike Barinholtz's character trolling an Federal Bureau of Investigation agent that's pretty great. That's what I'm hearing.

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The old saying goes, first comes love, then comes marriage. "We will still see each other, but not as much, so we're sad".

It's been this long slow boiling point of seeing women not being portrayed in movies that well, especially in comedy.

Hawn is now promoting her new movie, "Snatched", opening this Sunday - which happens to be Mother's Day. They were the equals of the men in those movies.

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"I stood up and I just connected to the universe". I didn't relate to these heavy-duty male-driven stories about guys trying to get laid. "I had no idea he was going to be so handsome". "There's something psychological about not being married", she said. "I was naked. I was being amusing".

"She just surpassed any hopes I could ever want". And the two leads aren't exactly a comedy match made in heaven. Ellen asked, curiously. "Well, I was naked", Goldie deadpanned, adding that it was meant to be a "funny" photo instead of a "sexy" photo. Ha! It's just another movie where all non-Americans are maybe bad guys simply because they are not Americans, and that's amusing because....

Check movie times at calendar. Things happens around these characters constantly, but we never fear for their well being.

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